I’m not sure how many of our readers have ever heard of Little Britain – probably the BEST and funniest comedy to come out of England since Ab Fab!
The above photo is of one of the main characters “Daffyd” played by Matt Lucas wearing the outfit he wore for his stellar performance of “I’m Gay”. A song every Gay man can relate to! And at some stage should play it to their Mother…..or Father….or Daddy…
Daffyd sings after the jump!
It should also be mentioned that Matt is Gay himself, Out and Proud, he also recently Married – or in England entered into a Civil Partnership with his long time Partner Kevin McGee in a lavish pantomime-themed reception after the Ceremony. Since Civil Partnerships were allowed in the UK over 15000 couples been Married!
Matt Lucas is just one half of the Little Britain team, his comedy partner is David Walliams, more from him to be posted soon.
However..copied below from the David Walliams Fan site are the lyrics of the song, this way you can all sing along!!!
Poor Little Poofter
Alone in his cell.
Spare a thought for the woofter
His life now a hell
This beautiful bumboy
Is now doing time.
Is burgling turds
Such a terrible crime?
So he gardens uphill?
Who are you to Judge?
Who cares if he’s up
All night packing fudge?
Open your heart,
Open your eyes
Stand proud and tall, Dafydd
Sing to the Skies…..
I’m Gay
(Get over it!)
I’m Gay
(Get used to it!)
So wake up you old codgers
For I like to hold men’s todgers.
I also love men’s bottoms
and I’m not afraid to say
That I’m a gay –
A proper gay
I’m Gay
(So live with it)
I’m Gay
(So deal with it)
I’m a member of a flock
That prefers a but of cock.
Whenever I feel glum
I think of Nigel Harman’s bum
Because I’m gay –
A full-time gay.
So I’ll say it loud
I’ll sing from the roof…
“I’m Llandewi Breffi’s
Number one poof!”
ALL:
He’s gay!
DAFYDD:
A real life gay!
ALL:
He’s gay!
DAFYDD:
Did I mention I was gay?
Although I’m short and stocky
I’m a first-class sausage jockey
Yes I’ve only got a maggot
But I’m proud to be a faggot
For I’m a gay –
A big fat gay
ALL:
He’s gay!
DAYFFD:
A homosexual gay!
ALL:
He’s gay
DAFYYD:
A friend of Doroth-ay
It is really all that heinous
To gobble on a penis?
No I haven’t tried it yet
But I’m planning to one day
Because I’m gay….
A big fat gay…..
A proper gay…..
The Only Gay!
(I’m Gay.)
IF YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR MY NEXT POST ON LITTLE BRITAIN, THEY DO HAVE AN “OFFICIAL WEBSITE” CLICK HERE.
